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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.