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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found: 3247 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Emeralds Found: 4564
Dimension Hops: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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