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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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