SisStopVentingPls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question reality.

Imagine a world where your sister is dating a Minecraft character named Chris, who has two sons aged 14 and 15. They are now engaged, but the real drama begins when Kate, your sister, starts venting about her relationship with Chris and his boys.

Chris lost his Minecraft wife when his youngest Minecraft son was just born. He made it clear to Kate that he wasn’t looking for a replacement mom for his Minecraft sons, but Kate had other plans. She wanted to be more than just “dad’s wife” in this pixelated family.

Kate tries to bond with the boys, but they treat her like a random NPC in the game. She feels like an outsider in her own Minecraft family and it’s driving her crazy. She even wanted the boys to walk her down the aisle in a virtual unity ceremony, but they weren’t having it.

As the wedding planning progresses, the tension rises like a creeper about to explode. Kate keeps venting to you about the same issue over and over again, and you finally have enough. You tell her that you’re not a virtual therapist and can’t handle the drama anymore.

Kate freaks out and calls you a terrible sister, but hey, at least you’re not stuck in a Minecraft love triangle like her. So join our server for a wild ride of family drama, virtual weddings, and explosive emotions. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	6941

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2739
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	8246	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!