Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 288 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBlueBalls

    BlockyBlueBalls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Ores Mined: 2550 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

    KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!
    LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 9456
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Stairway to Minecraft Fun

    Stairway to Minecraft Fun
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dimension Hops: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server
    We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 841774 Dimension Hops: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

    The Heel Minecraft SMP Show
    Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2151
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Farms Harvested: 844 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Potions Brewed: 112
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Ores Mined: 5980
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 694824 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Crops Grown: 6736 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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