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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2834 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 53 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1504 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your long-lost sister shows up out of nowhere, claiming she needs a place to crash. But wait, there’s more! Your girlfriend is not too thrilled about this unexpected guest and drama ensues.
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