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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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