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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4845 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
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