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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9682 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5541 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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