SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

brother-in-law, Communication, critical condition, denial, emotions, family, Grief, group text, ICU, Illness, life support, medical jargon, nephew, Niece, relationships, Siblings, SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk, stress, surgery, Updates, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

chic, Crafty, Eco, environmental conditions, environmental impact, financial resources., global health, global study, global well-being, Haven, health, home environment, influence, ladies, living conditions, mental health, Perception, physical health, physical surroundings, pollution levels, quality of life factors, social determinants of health, well-being, Women’s Health, Women’s quality of life

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8566

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Crops Grown:	6330
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

AssistCraft, assisted dying, Autonomy, bill, compassion, controversial legislation, debate, Decision making, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, Healthcare, Legalise, LegalizeTheEnd, legislation, medical assistance, patient rights, quality of life, Suffering, terminal illness, terminally ill, uk

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

Edition, NoiseyCraft, Risk

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

1.21, 1.8, blowing, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Customization, Discord, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Griefing, hardearned, Loot, macroing, Map, Passive-play, PvE, racism, RPG, rules, Scamming.., stealing, worlds

The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/melvinnoob-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

ai, AI Chatbot, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, chatbot sites, feeling, free, Help, Interactive, lonely, lonely at work, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Sites, suggestion, Support, Technology, virtual, work

Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7047	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Bloober, comparison, controversy, critique, Destroys, Development, fan reactions, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, Horror, Konami, Minecraft, opinion, psychological horror, remake, SILENT, silent hill 2, Silent Hill franchise, smp, survival horror, TEAM, Team Silent, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

XmasGiftDramaCraft

airfare costs, attendance standards, christmas gift, disney world, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, holiday stress, long road trip, MIL drama, Peacekeeping, public preschool, refusing gifts, rental car expenses, selfish grandmother, Spring Break, toddler travel, vacation planning, XmasGiftDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

Adaptability, career advancement, Career Advice, CareerCraft, communication skills, continuous learning, Craft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, goal-setting, grind, leadership skills, Mentorship, networking, perseverance, personal branding, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, skill development, smp, Succeed, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4950
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyTurnOffs

annoying habits, BlockyTurnOffs, DATING, deal breakers, massive turn off, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationships, turn off, turn offs in a coworker, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a date, turn offs in a friend, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a person, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in men, turn-offs in women

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4412	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.