SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	8658	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crops Grown:	5388	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	6270
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Star Shards Collected:	278	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7594
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Votes:	4937	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8448

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8511

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9318	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!