Sis’ Name? StrokeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

#adorable couple, #better half, #husband and wife duo, #husband and wife team, #husband appreciation, #married bliss, #partners in crime, #wife appreciation, couple goals, CREEPERS, cute wife, CUTEST, gura, Guras, husband and wife, LOVE OF MY LIFE, lovebirds, married couple, married life, Obson, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship dynamics, relationship goals, soulmates, SURVIVE

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

achievement, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, celebration, digital communication, encrypted communication, Epic, He won, hidden identity, internet forum, message board, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 673185354, Online Community, online victory., secret message, Server, success, triumph, Victory, winning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	148	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	2888
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3849	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

#gamer, chick, Crafty, cultural norms, Embrace, feminine, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Karens, loyalty, race betrayal, racial dynamics, racial identity, racial loyalty, racial pride, racial stereotypes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, trad, Traditional, traditional femininity, traditional values, White, white women, Women

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Enchantments Applied:	290
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

anatomy, biology, body positivity, Cell, ClitCraft, Clitoris, education, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, gender equality, physiology, POWERHOUSE, reproductive health, reproductive system, Science, sexual anatomy, sexual health, sexual pleasure, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	1264

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1