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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5618 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7658 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.