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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8609 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.