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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5930 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.