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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7623 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.