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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.