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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7212 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3269 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.