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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4473 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.