Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 41
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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