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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.