Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Villages Defended: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Chimeras Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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