Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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