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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9903 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.