so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape reality and go on an epic adventure in a pixelated world? well, this server is the place for u, my friend! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

join us and be part of the epic battle between Sinwar and his evil minions who are trying to take over the server with their evil plans! but don’t worry, cuz we got u covered with our army of warrior chickens who will protect u at all costs.

plus, did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly u to the moon? yeah, that’s right, u can literally ride a dragon to outer space and build ur own moon base.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the craziest, most hilarious time ever in this wacky Minecraft world! Sinwar ain’t got nothin on us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Crops Grown: 5002 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Endless Night Skies: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 782224

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Animals Bred: 192
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Magic Items Found: 7189

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 523
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Emeralds Found: 4031
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9377 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dimension Hops: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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