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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8940 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!