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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8687 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 816360 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!