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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2632 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!