SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

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Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6354	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	458	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1097	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Anger Management Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Buildings Constructed:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KirbyCraft: Where Nintendo Fans Can Finally Get Revenge on the Minecraft Haters!

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of being laughed at for playing Kirby and Mario? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Kirby and Mario are the ultimate powerhouses, taking on creepers and zombies like never before.

Forget about boring old games like Persona 5, because on our server, the real fun begins when you enter the world of Kirby Robobot. Imagine riding around in a giant robot, smashing everything in your path and collecting all the diamonds you can find. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and cheering all day long.

So come on, join us on our server and show those Nintendo haters what real gaming is all about. Who needs Persona 5 when you can have Kirby and Mario on your side? Let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6582
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kharkov’s LOLcraft: Where Creepers Fall and Players Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kharkov is falling, Ukie air defenses are gone, and Kiev is regularly being deprived of electricity. It’s like playing Minecraft in a war zone, but don’t worry, our Ukie lines are on the verge of collapse so you can join in on the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! This war will be over in time for the American elections, and it will be bad news for Biden. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged? So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with explosions, power outages, and political intrigue. You won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Babes and Bikinis: The Kousaka Tamaki Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find Kousaka Tamaki in a black bikini roaming around! Join us for the chance to witness this rare sight and even interact with her in-game. Who knows, maybe she’ll even challenge you to a build-off or go mining for diamonds together! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to see Kousaka Tamaki like you’ve never seen her before. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	5794
Enchantments Applied:	131	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Chaos Crew: Where Random Bullshit Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and create the most absurd builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have regular meme contests where the winner gets to turn the entire server into a giant dancing banana for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pepeloni’s Pixel Playground: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cucumbers!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese in the enchanted caves, and riding on flying pigs to victory! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater castles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.