Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

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Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online?	Since 2019.
What is the map size?	10 TB+
Can I join the server’s Discord community?	Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
Is the Nether accessible in the server?	Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2763	Emeralds Found:	7933
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	646549	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	291
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.