Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
What is the map size? 10 TB+
Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6059 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 150 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Runes Activated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Potions Brewed: 139 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Potions Brewed: 29
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Towns Built: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 203
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Star Shards Collected: 260
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BdayBashCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Potions Brewed: 130
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Emeralds Found: 1175
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CharityCraft2021

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Animals Bred: 119 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 471 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CatTortureCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1125 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Solaris

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    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 3000
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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