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Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	96
Magic Items Found:	4404	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	326	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Items Found:	3323	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Emeralds Found:	7031	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Emeralds Found:	9934	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	4839
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Votes:	3310
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4