SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Enchantments Applied:	100

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1918

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3059	Dragon Eggs Found:	831
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	194

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4423	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	8845	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.