SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Animals Bred:	128	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6229	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	6178
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3645	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6012	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.