SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8881	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Love Letters Sent:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	6169

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	683074	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.