SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Emeralds Found:	496

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3641
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3683
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	285	Potions Brewed:	166
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8589
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Farms Harvested:	933
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7069	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	1050

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.