SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	191	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Dimension Hops:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ores Mined:	9155

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4892	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Farms Harvested:	396
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	5416	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Potions Brewed:	97	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8520
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	923715
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!