SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	9608
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	5373
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
New Chunks Explored:	895758	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mines Excavated:	1737
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	190	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4591

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.