SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	137
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	186
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	3085	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3920

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mines Excavated:	1541
Potions Brewed:	146	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Void Gems Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.