SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	940881
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	638033
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9045	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3663
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	1484

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.