SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	5587	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crops Grown:	5578
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Towns Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8818	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Buildings Constructed:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1362
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.