SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	5211	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	3552

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Mines Excavated:	2149
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5171	Ores Mined:	8315
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	354

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2218
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	960
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.