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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6298 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
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