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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6122 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
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