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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9191 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 6445 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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