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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7695 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!