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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5321 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.