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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5055 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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