Shyo5 Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6235	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6086
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	234
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	3431	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	187

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	4592	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Players:	91/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4