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SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ores Mined:	6692
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6883	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	6646	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	9153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	3450	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mines Excavated:	3352	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7