so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

    We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

    Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions
    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HyphenCraft

    HyphenCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

    So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Crops Grown: 9166 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FutureCraft2025

    FutureCraft2025
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

    So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 208
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyKyivPrisoner

    CraftyKyivPrisoner
    come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril
    yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Zombie Dances: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 New Chunks Explored: 953006
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Corsair

    Corsair

    Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

    Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

    Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

    Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

    Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

    IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4756 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

    ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server
    I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

    Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

    Wagie Highway Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

    So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

    GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Farms Harvested: 373
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Potions Brewed: 166 Emeralds Found: 4279
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

    SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 169 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LastWordsMinecraftSMP

    LastWordsMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4105 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

    Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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