Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 281

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Crops Grown: 2442
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ores Mined: 3277
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 97 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 96698 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Alien Abductions: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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